The Band of Boneheads is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.15 billion Boneheadsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The strong Boneheadsian economy, worth 356 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,868 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boneheads's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Boneheads is ranked 249,504^th in the world and 5^th in The New Roman Legion for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.