The Republic of Bolivarr is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.473 billion Bolivarrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogotá. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolivarrian economy, worth 856 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,569 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 677,228 per year while the poor average 23,022, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Peso mansions, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bolivarr's national animal is the Cóndor.

Bolivarr is ranked 23,024^th in the world and 3^rd in Liga de las Naciones for Highest Average Incomes, with 156,569.1 Standard Monetary Units.