The Theocracy of Bohmica is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 6 million Bohmicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The Bohmican economy, worth 263 billion Groschens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,876 Groschens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, you can't spell society without CIS, pranking is an art form, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohmica's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bohmica is ranked 274,139^th in the world and 705^th in Horizon for Rudest Citizens, with 18.57 insults per minute.