The Empire of Bobzonko is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kuningaz Sheldor LXIX with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.085 billion Bobzonkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grip City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobzonkoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion Zongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,272 Zongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobzonko's national animal is the Marko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Bing Bong Theorem.

Bobzonko is ranked 260,050^th in the world and 2^nd in Scootnum for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.73 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.