The Running Back Slash Punter of Bob Cifers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Cifers with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.485 billion Bob Cifersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The strong Bob Cifersian economy, worth 519 trillion yards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,385 yards, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Bob Cifers, Bob Cifers has just been declared ruler of Bob Cifers in an international press conference, Here We Go Steelers has been named as Bob Cifers's national religion, and many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bob Cifers's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Here We Go Steelers.

Bob Cifers is ranked 145,632^nd in the world and 8^th in Newlandia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,964.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.