The Woodhouse Sanctum of Bluff Jack Hindmarsh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The cynical population of 30.62 billion Bluff Jack Hindmarshians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bluff Jack Hindmarshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,691 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bluff Jack Hindmarsh's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bluff Jack Hindmarsh is ranked 39,541^st in the world and 1^st in Minorca for Most Developed, scoring 80 on the Human Development Index.