The Free Land of Blue Jay is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Blue Jay with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.32 billion blue jays are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird Nest. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient blue jay economy, worth 705 trillion peanuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,258 peanuts, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and minor code style errors dull the house edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Jay's national animal is the blue jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Holy Peanut.

Blue Jay is ranked 265,248^th in the world and 239^th in Refugia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 24 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.