The Hive City of Blue Embassy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.922 billion Blue Embassyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpibah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Embassyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,214 trillion Vixas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,604 Vixas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Blue Embassy. Crime is totally unknown. Blue Embassy's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blue Embassy is ranked 13,942^nd in the world and 26^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Corrupt Governments, with 127.24 kickbacks per hour.