The Perfectionnist Dictatorship of Blood Eaters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Ano with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.367 billion Bloodlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient bloodling economy, worth an astonishing 10,748 trillion blood jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 365,989 blood jewels, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Eaters's national animal is the carnivorous plant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the blood crystal idol.

Blood Eaters is ranked 805^th in the world and 30^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 177.71 law-abiding acts per hour.