The Constitutional Monarchy of Bleuder is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aurelius Vann Hoofgard with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.341 billion Bleuderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Custodia. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bleuderian economy, worth 63.5 trillion britcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,326 britcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleuder's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bleuder is ranked 94,510^th in the world and 494^th in the Outback for Largest Governments, scoring 17.23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.