The Republic of Bled Druseacenska is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.928 billion Bled Druseacenskans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong Bled Druseacenskan economy, worth 475 trillion marks a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,907 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,028 per year while the poor average 6,435, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bled Druseacenska's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bled Druseacenska is ranked 210,405^th in the world and 34^th in Greater Middle East for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.