The Emocratic States of Blarania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sophia Jane with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.148 billion Blaranians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bleghswick. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blaranian economy, worth 253 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 80,497 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, concussed german shepherdball players cannot remember their lineup position, and commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blarania's national animal is the german shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo Muzak.

Blarania is ranked 17,601^st in the world and 755^th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.