The Holy Empire of Blanice is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.168 billion Blaniceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Blanicean economy, worth 223 trillion Papers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,152 Papers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,124 per year while the poor average 2,705, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blanice's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Blanice is ranked 126,007^th in the world and 6,558^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,304.89 Standard Monetary Units.