The REAL Blåhaj FAKE State of Blahajia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Blåhaj with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.807 billion Blåhajar enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pillow Fort With The Most Stuffies. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The a Blahaj economy, worth 186 trillion Plushies a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,846 Plushies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, and police conduct raids on children having snail races. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blahajia's national animal is the Shark and its national religion is The Gay Liberal Furry Communist Agenda.

Blahajia is ranked 262,688^th in the world and 1^st in A new place at a similar time for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.