The Emirate of Qatarsis is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 346 million Qatarsi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilijestas. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Qatarsi economy, worth 7.74 trillion riyalukas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,361 riyalukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, Emilijestas's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, copyright laws have been abolished, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qatarsis's national animal is the jokūboryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qatarsis is ranked 98,980^th in the world and 1^st in A new place at a similar time for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,339.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.