The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.445 billion Blackboners are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The thriving Blackbone economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,395 doubloons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 565,307 per year while the poor average 3,480, a ratio of 162 to 1.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Scallywag Lasagne is a hit, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blackbone Bay's national animal is the scallywag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blackbone Bay is ranked 303,021^st in the world and 59^th in Esportiva for Most Developed, scoring 42.64 on the Human Development Index.