Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,547thMost Authoritarian: 5,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,568th
The Military Regime of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All for one and more for me
Big Brother
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Black Red

Population1.608 billion

CapitalThe Golden City
LeaderBig Brother
FaithApotheosis

Currencydollar
AnimalHoney Batcher

The Military Regime of Black Red is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.608 billion BRs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong BR economy, worth 147 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,574 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, children keel over while singing "Big Brother Gives Us the Water of Life", the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Red's national animal is the Honey Batcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apotheosis.

Black Red is ranked 55,378th in the world and 25th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,797.32 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,547thMost Authoritarian: 5,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,911thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,121stMost Conservative: 9,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,983rdMost Secular: 15,292ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,944thMost Patriotic: 25,558thMost Extreme: 30,467thLargest Governments: 30,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,287thLargest Black Market: 33,229th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, children keel over while singing "Big Brother Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, Big Brother has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Black Red's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Black Red was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, not having parents builds character.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Red, sweat stains are proof of political acumen.

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