The Bluey Loving Nation of Bingo is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Bingo with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.569 billion Bingoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 822 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,541 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and billions of Oranges are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eastern Box Turtle Nebula. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bingo is ranked 106,240^th in the world and 133^rd in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Developed, scoring 60.44 on the Human Development Index.