The The Bluey loving nation of of Bingo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.02 billion Bingoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 650 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,545 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Bingo flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Bingo is ranked 12,522nd in the world and 8th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,687.26 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Bingo, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
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Bingo, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
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Bingo, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
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Bingo, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Bingo flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Bingo, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
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Bingo, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
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Bingo, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement.
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Bingo, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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Bingo, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.






















































