Most Ignorant Citizens: 685thMost Avoided: 1,758thMost Armed: 1,776th
The The Bluey loving nation of of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Bingo
Influence
Vassal
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Bingo

Population5.02 billion

LeaderBingo

CurrencyOrange
AnimalEastern box turtle

The The Bluey loving nation of of Bingo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.02 billion Bingoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 650 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,545 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Bingo flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bingo is ranked 12,522nd in the world and 8th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,687.26 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 685thMost Avoided: 1,758thMost Armed: 1,776thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,850thHighest Crime Rates: 1,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,009thFattest Citizens: 2,764thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,169thMost Primitive: 3,394thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,557thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,329thLargest Retail Industry: 5,546thNudest: 5,852ndLargest Black Market: 7,265thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,040thMost Conservative: 11,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,212thMost Secular: 15,183rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,093rdMost Authoritarian: 18,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,244thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,496th
Top
1%
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Bingo flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.

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