The Principality of Bies is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.366 billion Biezers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Biezer economy, worth 371 trillion Bosches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,379 Bosches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, Bies has designated Bies City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Bies in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Bies's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Bies's national animal is the frog.

Bies is ranked 264,265^th in the world and 265^th in Drew is life Drew is love for Smartest Citizens, with 20.08 quips per hour.