The Benidorm Sun Lounger of Bid is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Baz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.317 billion Brexititers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Baztopia. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brexitish economy, worth 603 trillion Quid a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,745 Quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Bid Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown. Bid's national animal is the XL Bully, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pints and Darts.

Bid is ranked 133,696^th in the world and 1,166^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.26 kickbacks per hour.