The Republic of BFCF7 is a fledgling, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million BFCF7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The BFCF7ian economy, worth 247 billion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,323 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a problem. BFCF7's national animal is the cobra.

BFCF7 is ranked 84,053^rd in the world and 333^rd in Horizon for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.