The London Borough of Bexley is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Joana with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning little owl population. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.822 billion Bexleyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bexleyheath. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The very strong Bexleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Minoan tala a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,498 Minoan tala, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Empress Joana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, skateparks can be found in every city, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bexley's national animal is the little owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bexley is ranked 109,728^th in the world and 4^th in London for Most Developed, scoring 59.5 on the Human Development Index.