The City of Beograd is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.982 billion Beogradians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beogradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,612 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beograd's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beograd is ranked 28,608^th in the world and 28^th in Thaecia for Highest Average Incomes, with 144,612.4 Standard Monetary Units.