The Olympian Gympublic of Benilandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Лино with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.498 billion Benilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Анабелац. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Benilandian economy, worth 912 trillion Benicoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,471 Benicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benilandia's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Benilandia is ranked 14,212^th in the world and 829^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 138.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.