The First Warden of Benevolent Thomas is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thomas with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.481 billion Wardens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warden economy, worth a remarkable 2,757 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,370 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Warden restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benevolent Thomas's national animal is the Barkspawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Benevolent Thomas is ranked 278,185^th in the world and 171^st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.