The Queen's State of Belau We is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.623 billion Belauians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Belau Wean economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 30,718 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, military funding has been stripped back, the government is reining in public spending, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Belau We's national animal is the deer.

Belau We is ranked 74,077^th in the world and 1^st in Belau for Largest Black Market, with 5.29 trillion Standard Monetary Units.