The Holy Empire of Beaver Republic is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.234 billion Beaver Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobrza Tama. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Beaver Republican economy, worth 90.1 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,983 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,641 per year while the poor average 11,538, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beaver Republic's national animal is the Kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beaver Republic is ranked 98,341^st in the world and 5,330^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,983.79 Standard Monetary Units.