The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The devout population of 49.071 billion Beathoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Beathan economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion Spuds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,615 Spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatha's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beatha is ranked 174,283^rd in the world and 6^th in Vatican for Largest Black Market, with 774 billion Standard Monetary Units.