The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 34 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.927 billion Beans on Toast 34ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 34ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,053 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 34's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beans on Toast 34 is ranked 9,930^th in the world and 46^th in Memeland United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 84,960.67 Standard Monetary Units.