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Beans on Toast 34's Deck

Beans on Toast 34 has 21 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“I can't believe my puppet found an Easter egg before me”
Most Influential: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 438th
7.31b1,559t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Tyranny by Majority
“Bass Down Low”
Most Stationary: 2,855th Largest Populations: 9,179th
14.568 billion Bassians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Like Sands through the Hourglass, Days of Future Pass”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,329th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,350th Largest Populations: 3,866th
21.717 billion Past is Prologueans. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“حرية، عدالة، ديمقراطية”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 695thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,053rdMost Devout: 1,290th
13.2b1,408t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Courage through the bonds of neglect and depravity.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 10,337th
2.69b165t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace in our time.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,642nd Most Subsidized Industry: 4,462nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,600th
4.348 billion Ankhs. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We don't attack, we respond”
Most Advanced Public Education: 6,062ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,076thMost Pacifist: 7,746th
6.11b604t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“But something is missing.”
Nudest: 40thMost Inclusive: 3,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,471st
2.65b357t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Free-Market Paradise
“ΦΒΚ”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,789th
4.091 billion Martin C Weisskopfians. Burgeoning Giraffe population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“no u”
Most Influential: 3,561st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,973rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,771st
3.202 billion Lensians. Zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Peace and Love”
Most Devout: 10,676th
2.92b124t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“If it fits, it sits!”
Rudest Citizens: 2,376thFattest Citizens: 4,152ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,695th
1.65b167t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“For the Greater Good”
Most Authoritarian: 4,003rdMost Conservative: 5,564thMost Extreme: 10,311th
998m46.3t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“By The People For The People”
Least Corrupt Governments: 7,346thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,293rdMost Income Equality: 14,493rd
584m10.0t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Accumulate the bag”
Class
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,247th
454m26.9t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Let's hope for the best”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,984thLargest Retail Industry: 9,184thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,388th
356m36.5t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Workers of the world, unite!”
Most Authoritarian: 10,048thMost Income Equality: 12,850th
45.0m880b
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Miners be minin”
Most Primitive: 4,709thMost Income Equality: 11,852ndMost Politically Free: 13,613th
29.0m682b
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Wassup, Gonna Play WOT”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6,952ndHighest Drug Use: 13,444thMost Income Equality: 15,615th
23.0m538b
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Death to all”
14.0m623b
SEASON TWO
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,139thLargest Black Market: 26,599th
1.66b100t
Authoritarian Democracy
SEASON THREE