The Holy Empire of Bawrai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Holy Highness Bawrai with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless population of 25.218 billion Servants of His Holy Highness Bawrai are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of His Holy Highness Bawrai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Servant of His Holy Highness Bawrai economy, worth a remarkable 6,100 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,926 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawrai's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worshiping His Holy Highness Bawrai.

Bawrai is ranked 330,362^nd in the world and 4,760^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.