The Community of Rainbow Equals of Bavai is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Representative Vlad with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.764 billion Bavvies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celebration. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bavaian economy, worth 663 trillion papels a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,239 papels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown. Bavai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bavai is ranked 110,736^th in the world and 11^th in Fifth Wall for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.