The Constitutional Council of Sloventa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Sloventian Council with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.492 billion Sloves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Danica. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming slovertain economy, worth 466 trillion slovis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,911 slovis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloventa's national animal is the Sloventian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sloventa is ranked 16,641^st in the world and 263^rd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 310.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.