The Kingdom of Kitten Cat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnny Knoxville with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.923 billion Cats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse cat economy, worth 436 trillion Scratches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,639 Scratches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitten Cat's national animal is the Jackass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Religion.

Kitten Cat is ranked 207,645^th in the world and 997^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.