The Federal Republic of EUA do Sul is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emerson Oliveira with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.845 billion Brazilians Of south have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington do Sul. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth 364 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,957 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EUA do Sul's national animal is the Onça Pintada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

EUA do Sul is ranked 85,062^nd in the world and 832^nd in Europe for Safest, scoring 88.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.