The Republic of Bozgaria is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 50 million Bozgarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bozgarian economy, worth 1.53 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 30,565 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozgaria's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bozgaria is ranked 123,451^st in the world and 640^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,903.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.