The Nomadic Peoples of Baslakva is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alfonsio Of House Baslak with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.608 billion Baslakvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baslim. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baslakvan economy, worth 577 trillion Tears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,911 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trespassers entering Alfonsio Of House Baslak's office are immediately vaporized, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baslakva's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baslakva is ranked 13,800^th in the world and 670^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,447.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.