The FreeLand of Baronian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by William Portson with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.915 billion Baronials are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kartemburg. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Baronial economy, worth 242 trillion Baronial Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,214 Baronial Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown. Baronian's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Baronian is ranked 65,403^rd in the world and 57^th in Bozarkia for Most Extreme, scoring 27.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.