The United States of Baraboo and Wisconsin is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Badger population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.868 billion Baraboo and Wisconsinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The strong Baraboo and Wisconsinian economy, worth 261 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 53,690 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Baraboo and Wisconsin's national animal is the Badger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Baraboo and Wisconsin is ranked 159,387^th in the world and 1^st in Dont Tread On Me for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.