The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Afro Thunder with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.832 billion Bald Cavemen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The thriving Bald economy, worth 531 trillion blue gemstones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 77,823 blue gemstones, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bald companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bald Cavemen's national animal is the black wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Bald Cavemen is ranked 232,624^th in the world and 332^nd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 252.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.