The Republic of Djas14 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.486 billion Djas14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Djas14ian economy, worth 305 trillion wwwwwws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,963 wwwwwws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Djas14, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas14's national animal is the wwwwww, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Djas14 is ranked 172,397^th in the world and 3^rd in Dallas Cowboys for Smartest Citizens, with 26.99 quips per hour.