Most Devout: 432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 709th
The Hive World of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Men,I am ordering you to die. In that time troops come!
Influence
Superpower
Rent-a-Commissar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bakarussian

Population33.557 billion

CapitalThe Holy Hive City of Bakanas
LeaderGovernor Militant Joseph II Bekonas
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyBakon
AnimalAquila

The Hive World of Bakarussian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Militant Joseph II Bekonas with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.557 billion Bakanarussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Hive City of Bakanas. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bakarussianian economy, worth an astonishing 10,017 trillion Bakons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,518 Bakons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Bakons in blood to make a point about government incomes, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bakarussian's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Bakarussian is ranked 277,263rd in the world and 8th in Warhammer 40000 for Highest Drug Use, scoring 33 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Devout: 432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thMost Armed: 797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 892ndMost Primitive: 957thHighest Economic Output: 1,150thFattest Citizens: 1,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,739thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,140thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,781stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,794thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,307thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,328thHighest Average Incomes: 3,333rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,398thMost Stationary: 3,438thLargest Black Market: 3,795thMost Avoided: 3,868thMost Influential: 3,885thLargest Populations: 4,142ndMost Patriotic: 4,464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,898thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,573rdMost Cultured: 6,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,120thLargest Governments: 9,692ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,004thMost Efficient Economies: 11,225thMost Conservative: 11,862ndMost Authoritarian: 12,589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,062ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,856thLargest Retail Industry: 21,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 30,982nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, protestors are soaking piles of Bakons in blood to make a point about government incomes.

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