The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.15 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 7,262 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 423,475 Used condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 186^th in the world and 8^th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 154,098.84 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.