The Kingdom of Azmar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Azmar VI with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 28.203 billion Azmarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Spirituality, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azmaria. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Azmarian economy, worth 798 trillion Azmers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,311 Azmers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azmar's national animal is the Golden-Plumed Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azmar is ranked 77,238^th in the world and 8^th in Asela for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.