Population | 15.792 billion |
Leader | Chief Minister Ynook Pol-Ald |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Yaut |
Animal | hummingbird |
The Clean Confederacy of Azich is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Minister Ynook Pol-Ald with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.792 billion Azichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Azichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Yauts a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,675 Yauts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,396 per year while the poor average 23,684, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the term "Native Azichian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Azich's national animal is the hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.
Azich is ranked 75,090th in the world and 8th in Red Wolf Alliance for Most Stationary, with 627.16145278308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Azich's influence in Red Wolf Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Azich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Azich, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry.
- : Following new legislation in Azich, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in Azich, the term "Native Azichian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in Azich, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in Azich, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Azich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Azich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Azich's influence in Red Wolf Alliance fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".