The Clean Confederacy of Azich is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Minister Ynook Pol-Ald with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 21.125 billion Azichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Azichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Yauts a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,536 Yauts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Baby formula has some strange packaging, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Azich's national animal is the hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Azich is ranked 275,639^th in the world and 7^th in Red Wolf Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.