The Holy land of Azekstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Henry of new hope with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.582 billion Azekstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Azekstanian economy, worth 259 trillion Xenoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,382 Xenoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback Lion is only seen in captivity programs, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, tourists call Azekstanian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azekstan's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Azekstan is ranked 88,148^th in the world and 35^th in Der Leibwache for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,081.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.