The Woodhouse Sanctum of Ayisyen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.375 billion Ayisyenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The all-consuming Ayisyenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion urchins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 88,295 urchins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayisyen's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ayisyen is ranked 190,968^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Haiti for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 368.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.