The Republic of Avaron is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Domenico Sforza with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.994 billion Avars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norava. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Avar economy, worth a remarkable 9,767 trillion Aureliums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 336,875 Aureliums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, feeling like a winner comes at a price, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Avaron's national animal is the Honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apostolic Leucan Church of Avaron.

Avaron is ranked 1,717^th in the world and 4^th in Novo Brasil for Most Cultured, scoring 284 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.