The United States of Avalooia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Aviator Gman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 908 million Avalooians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalooian economy, worth 89.9 trillion Avalooian Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 98,995 Avalooian Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aviator Gman's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Aviator Gman can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalooia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Avalooia is ranked 270,625^th in the world and 8^th in Weiss Wonders for Highest Drug Use, scoring 38.47 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.