Population | 26.738 billion |
Capital | Fuzzybottom |
Leader | Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord |
Faith | The Holy haberdashery of Batman |
Currency | Chocolate Chip Pancake |
Animal | Big Bird |
The Helpdesk of Avalnier is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.738 billion Avalnierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzybottom. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Avalnierian economy, worth an astonishing 18,291 trillion Chocolate Chip Pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 684,085 Chocolate Chip Pancakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,299,764 per year while the poor average 150,884, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.
Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, trespassers entering Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord's office are immediately vaporized, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalnier's national animal is the Big Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy haberdashery of Batman.
Avalnier is ranked 128,875th in the world and 5,369th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,992.87 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Avalnier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Stationary, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, trespassers entering Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Avalnier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Avalnier, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.